VT
Vlad Tenev@vladtenev
↗“We are all
investors.”
THE PEOPLE’S FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT*
WE ARE ALL
INVESTORS.
$INVESTOR / $SPY ↗
Because what else would “investor” be paired with?
Robinhood said we are all investors.
We took that literally.
CA
Coming soon*Financial instrument may contain absolutely no financial instruments.
number go up ↗
FIG. 001 — THE EVERYDAY INVESTORSTILL BULLISH ↗
OPEN TO EVERYONE. QUALIFIED BY NO ONE.SCROLL TO INVESTIGATE ↓
01 / THE ORIGIN STORYIT STARTED WITH
IT STARTED WITH
FOUR WORDS.
Robinhood built the motto.
Retail invented the lifestyle.
We made the ticker.
Then paired it with $SPY.
this was inevitable ↘
EMPLOYEE OF THE MARKET
our entire research department.02 / HUMAN CAPITALMEET THE
MEET THE
INVESTOR.
No Bloomberg Terminal.
No finance degree.
No clue what EBITDA means.
Still invested. ↗
- PORTFOLIO
- Green
- STRATEGY
- Buy
- TIME HORIZON
- Until rich
- RISK TOLERANCE
- Yes
- OFFICE
- Cardboard box
- MARKET OUTLOOK
- Still bullish
- BENCHMARK
- $SPY
03 / APPLIED FINANCEARE YOU
ARE YOU
AN INVESTOR?
Take the legally meaningless assessment.
qualification takes approximately 60 seconds ↗$INVESTOR / $SPY — INVESTOR COMPETENCY ASSESSMENTFORM 001
CANDIDATE REGISTRATIONNO WRONG ANSWERS. LEGALLY.
THE INVESTOR CERTIFICATION EXAM™YOUR FUTURE.
YOUR FUTURE.
NOW ACCREDITED.*
Eight questions. Six investor types.
One extremely attainable qualification.
EVERYONE PASSES.
Because: WE ARE ALL INVESTORS.
*Certification carries no legal, professional, academic, financial or emotional significance.04 / OUR PEOPLEWE REALLY ARE
WE REALLY ARE
ALL INVESTORS.
Different strategies.
Same button.
INVESTOR #001
THE LONG-TERM INVESTOR
Held for:
11 minutes
INVESTOR #002
THE TECHNICAL ANALYST
Strategy:
Draw lines until bullish
INVESTOR #003
THE VALUE INVESTOR
Thesis:
It went down a lot
INVESTOR #004
THE QUANT
Tools:
Calculator app
INVESTOR #005
THE INSIDER
Edge:
Saw the tweet early
INVESTOR #006
THE INSTITUTION
AUM:
£47.32
Benchmark: $SPY
too big to fail.
ONE INVESTOR IS A RETAIL TRADER.
A MILLION INVESTORS
IS PRICE DISCOVERY.
WE ARE ALL INVESTORS.
THE INVESTOR TOKEN.
PAIRED WITH THE MARKET.
05 / THE FUNDAMENTALS
INVESTOR RELATIONS
Extremely serious
corporate information.
NAMEWe Are All Investors
TICKER$INVESTOR
PAIR$SPY
PAIRING$INVESTOR / $SPY
CHAINRobinhood Chain
CONTRACTComing soon
THE INVESTOR TOKEN
PAIRED WITH THE MARKET.
$INVESTOR / $SPY
If the ticker is INVESTOR, the pair was inevitable.
06 / DUE DILIGENCEINVESTOR
INVESTOR
EDUCATION CENTRE
Educational material
approved by absolutely nobody.
MODULE 01BUYING HIGH
MODULE 02HOLDING LOWER
MODULE 03ADVANCED TENDIES
MODULE 04BOARD GOVERNANCE
MODULE 05MACROECONOMICS
WE ARE ALL
INVESTORS.
$INVESTOR / $SPYThe investor token.
Paired with the market.
No qualifications required.